Do you know what I learned this week?
I learned that people's undies get in a wad quite easily these days.
Do you know what causes people's undies to get in a wad?
Elves are horrible and should be burned, or so I have been told.
Apparently, they teach your children horrible things and go against everything a "good" parent should stand for.
Fact: I don't have an Elf on the Shelf. But if I did, his name would be Zart. ;) I am not sure why I don't have one. I mean, sure, I don't have kids. But I bet Claire would like it. But I bet it would teach her horrific habits and overall poor life skills, so I better not.
All I know is this, apparently, if I did have an elf, I would be judged. And judged hard. And I just cannot be bothered with that.
From what I gather, this elf is indeed NOT Satan. I don't see how he is any different than Santa Claus, minus the fact that he is an elf and Santa is Santa, but I think you get my point.
So, elf on friends, if you choose to. And don't elf on if you don't want to .But it would be nice if you could stop being a Scrooge over an elf who is not Satan. Because if he is ::gasp:: Santa is too!
I don't know if I really want to end here, but I am pretty sure I have a grilled cheese burning on the stove, so this will have to do. ;) Merry Christmas, peeps! :)